Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? A Deep Psychological & Technical Academic Breakdown
We subjected the world's oldest joke to psychological profiling, structural analysis, and a frankly unnecessary amount of academic rigour. The chicken had…
Why I Write About Grimsby (and Apparently Wales) When I Live in Kent
A wry, personal look at why a man who's lived in Kent for over a decade still writes about Grimsby — and…
My Website Is Now Fully Pirate-Themed and I Cannot Fully Explain Why
My website just went full pirate-themed overnight—no strategy, no reason, just vibes. Here's the confused, honest story behind the rebrand.
Why Every Brilliant Idea I Have Arrives at 2am and Leaves by Breakfast
A comical confession about the brilliant 2am writing ideas that feel genius in the dark and ridiculous by breakfast — and what…