Less Splash! More Plop!

It’s hard to imagine a worse live “entertainment” show than the one I watched on Saturday night. Instead of making a big “Splash!” on ITV it made barely a ripple in my eyes. Read more

We Got The Love Bug!

A decision my partner Sadie made yesterday afternoon really made my week. She decided she wants to arrive at our wedding venue in HERBIE, yes that famous VW Beetle with a mind of its own! Read more

Shooting the Sh*t! (or: Why I’m Boycotting Jessops)

Now, I have never been a fan of the Jessops photography store in Grimsby for numerous reasons but I was particularly disgusted with the service my fiancee received from them yesterday. Read more

Blah! to the House of Commons

The organisation responsible for protecting the country against covertly organised threats to national security is on the warpath for Captain Sensible. Read more